LoanLink Prep

Credit Committee Chaos

A mildly unhinged loan game where underwriters, borrowers, and red flags all lose together — and your real loan actually wins.

Click through ridiculous borrower scenarios, pick the most savage lender reaction, then see what a real credit committee would actually do — and how to beat them to approval.

Ready to play pretend with a very real credit committee?

Skip the game, fix my real file
Borrower Scenario

Hit “Deal a new hand” to start the chaos.

Pick the lender’s reaction

Choose the response that feels the most brutally accurate.

Hit “Deal a new hand” to start the chaos.

Getting roasted by a pretend credit committee?

Let us fix your actual loan file before a real underwriter sees it. Drop your email and we’ll send a lender-ready SBA prep checklist — plus the occasional mildly entertaining reality check.

We’ll send practical loan prep, legal-ish disclaimers, and zero thirst traps. Unsubscribe anytime.

This game is for education and entertainment only. It’s not underwriting, legal, or tax advice — just a brutally honest preview of how lenders think.

Inflation Prep

Inflation Calculator 🌍

Enter your numbers, brace for the doom quote, and collect survival tips before the economy eats your lunch.

Enter your numbers and brace yourself. 😬

💡 Survival Tips

  • 🥫 Stock up on canned beans. They never betray you.
  • 💎 Invest in happiness. It’s inflation-proof.
  • 📦 Hoard toilet paper. It worked once, it might work again.
  • 🐔 Buy chickens. Eggs are the new gold.
  • 📚 Learn bartering. Your Netflix password might be currency soon.

More Loan Prep Tools

File-polishing utilities without the fluff

Every calculator and template below is designed to keep your financials buttoned up before an underwriter or banker ever asks for them.

Inflation Calculator

Live

Project the future cost of goods and adjust your pricing plans before inflation erodes margins.

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Loan Payment Calculator

Live

See your estimated monthly payment schedule before you apply. No surprises.

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SBA Loan Pre-qualification

Live

Get a preliminary idea of your eligibility based on key factors. Takes 30 seconds.

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Expense Tracker Sheet

Live

Track business expenses by category. Filter, sort, and export your records anytime.

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Budget Template Generator

Live

Create a detailed monthly budget. Add expenses, see your net income, export to CSV.

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Coming soon

DSCR Sensitivity Table

Planned

Model debt-service coverage shifts as rates move before term sheet negotiations start.